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Original Post Date: 2006-06-05 Posted By: Jan
From the News Archives of: WWW.AfricanCrisis.Org
Date & Time Posted: 6/5/2006
[Humor] You might be a Redneck Jedi if…
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From the News Archives of: WWW.AfricanCrisis.Org
Date & Time Posted: 6/5/2006
[Humor] You might be a Redneck Jedi if…
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[I thought these were too quaint! Jan] You might be a Redneck Jedi if… – You have used your light saber to open and cook a can of pork and beans. – At least one wing of your X-Wing fighter is primer-colored. – You can easily describe the taste of Ewok. – You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks. – You have had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard. – You have used The Force to get yourself another beer so you didn’t have to wait for a commercial. – You think ol’ Jabba has a pretty good handle on how to treat his women. – You have ever uttered the phrase: “May the Force be with y’all.” – You have ever used that electrical gimmick on your R2 unit to light up the grill. – You have ever heard spoken to you: “Well shoot, son, come on over to the |
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