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[Humor] New S.African Govt Policy

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Original Post Date: 2006-05-15  Posted By: Jan

From the News Archives of: WWW.AfricanCrisis.Org
Date & Time Posted: 5/15/2006
[Humor] New S.African Govt Policy
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[Humor] New S.African Govt Policy

From the News Archives of: WWW.AfricanCrisis.Org


Date & Time Posted: 5/15/2006

[Humor] New S.African Govt Policy

[As always, there is truth in humour. Jan]

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of
a desert. CABINET said “someone may steal from it at night.” So they
created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.

Then CABINET said, “How does the watchman do his job without
instruction?” So they created a planning department and hired two
people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time
studies.

Then CABINET said, “How will we know the night watchman is doing the
tasks correctly?” So they created a Quality Control department and hired
two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports.

Then CABINET said, “How are these people going to get paid?” So they
created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer,
then hired two people.

Then CABINET said, “Who will be accountable for all of these people?”
So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an
Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal
Secretary.

Then CABINET said, “We have had this command in operation for one year
and we are R18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost.”

So they laid off the night watchman and gave him a huge package!!!

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