WARNING: This is Version 1 of my old archive, so Photos will NOT work and many links will NOT work. But you can find articles by searching on the Titles. There is a lot of information in this archive. Use the SEARCH BAR at the top right. Prior to December 2012; I was a pro-Christian type of Conservative. I was unaware of the mass of Jewish lies in history, especially the lies regarding WW2 and Hitler. So in here you will find pro-Jewish and pro-Israel material. I was definitely WRONG about the Boeremag and Janusz Walus. They were for real.
Original Post Date: 2006-03-27 Posted By: Jan
From the News Archives of: WWW.AfricanCrisis.Org
Date & Time Posted: 3/27/2006
[Humor] God went to the Zulus…
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From the News Archives of: WWW.AfricanCrisis.Org
Date & Time Posted: 3/27/2006
[Humor] God went to the Zulus…
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[Based on typical S.African reactions! Jan] Moses went to the Zulus and said, “I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.” And the Zulus asked, “What are Commandments?” And Moses said, “They are rules for living.” “Can you give us an example?” “Thou shalt not kill.” “Not kill? We’re not interested.” So He went to the Xhosas and said, “I have Commandments.” And the Xhosas wanted an example, and the Lord said, “Thou shalt not lie.” “Not lie? We’re not interested.” So He went to the Coloureds and said, “I have Commandments.” And the Coloureds wanted an example, and the Lord said, “Thou shalt not steal.” “Not steal? We’re not interested.” He went to the Whites and said, “I have Commandments.” The Whites wanted an example and the Lord said, “Thou shalt not commit adultery and thou shalt love thy neighbour as you love thyself” “Not commit adultery, love my neighbour? We’re not interested” He went to the Indians and said, “I have Commandments.” “Commandments?” They said, “How much are they?” “They’re free.” “We’ll take 10.” |
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