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Original Post Date: 2007-02-26 Time: 00:00:00 Posted By: Jan
[Only in Zimbabwe with its stupid worthless currency. Jan]
A young Zimbabwean businessman on his first visit to Lilongwe
Malawi, goes to Chez Ntemba to have a cold one.
As he sits there drinking, a young prostitute comes over to talk to
him.
They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap.
He whispers in her ear, she gasps and runs away!
Seeing this, an older, more experienced prostitute takes over
and tries to entertain the gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic a
little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers
in her ear and she screams, “No!” and quickly walks away.
All the prostitutes are now so surprised that this ordinary –
looking man has asked for something so outrageous that
two of their colleagues would not accept.
The most experienced lady of the night, Lola,
decides she will do whatever it is this man wants. Lola looks a
bit tired, but she has never said no and it doesn’t seem likely
that she would today.
So she goes over to the gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic
a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers
in her ear and Lola screams, “ARE YOU MAD? NO WAY!” She slaps him as
hard as she can and literally runs away!
Everyone is now amazed and absolutely intrigued, having seen
nothing like this in all the years Chez Ntemba has operated.
One of the bouncers finally decides he has to find out what extraordinary
perversion this young Zimbabwean wants performed.
He goes to Lola and asks what it was that this guy wanted
that was so bad.
Lola answers: “Can you imagine? He wants to pay in Zim Dollars!”