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[Humour] This could only happen in Africa…

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Original Post Date: 2001-09-27  Posted By: Jan

From the News Archives of: WWW.AfricanCrisis.Org
Date & Time Posted: 9/27/2001 2:33:53 PM
[Humour] This could only happen in Africa…

Source: The Cape Times

“I have promised to keep his identity confidential,’
said Jack (sic) Maxim, a spokeswoman for the Sandton Sun Hotel,
Johannesburg, “but I can confirm that he is no longer in our employment”. “We
asked him to clean the lifts and he spent four
days on the job. When I asked him why, he replied: ‘Well, there
are forty of them, two on each floor, and sometimes some of
them aren’t there.’ Eventually, we realised that he thought each
floor had a different lift, and he’d cleaned the same two twelve
times. “We had to let him go. It seemed best all round. I
understand he is now working for Woolworths.”