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[Humor] English Cricket and Michael Jackson…

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Original Post Date: 2007-01-09 Time: 00:00:00  Posted By: Jan

[Sent by a regular reader. It appears to be of Australian origin. Clearly, from the Ozzie point of view, British cricket SUCKS!! What can I say, the Australians do rock at cricket! The Ozzies rock at a lot of things.

I think Australia is a really potent up-and-coming country. If you will read accounts of World War II, you’ll see that the Australians and New Zealanders probably fielded the BEST Allied troops of World War II. Better than the British and better than the Americans! They are tough people! Jan]

English Cricket

Now this one I couldn’t resist sending on……..

Don’t you just love that wonderful Australian sense of humour…….?

Q. What do Geraint Jones and Michael Jackson have in common?

A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason.

Q. What is the height of optimism?

A. An English batsman applying sunscreen.

Q. What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?

A. A bat.

Q. What would Glen McGrath be if he was an Englishman?

A. An all-rounder.

Q. What advantage do Kevin Pieterson, Andrew Strauss and Geraint Jones have over the rest of their team-mates?

A. At least they can say they’re not really English.

Q. What is the English version of a hat-trick?

A. Three runs in three balls.

Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name?

A. A bowler.

Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English batsmen?

A. The walk back to the pavilion.

Q. Who has the easiest job in the English squad?

A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.

Q. Why is Andrew Flintoff the unluckiest English player?

A. Because he was born in England.

Q. What does “Ashes” stand for?

A. Another Sad Horrific English Series.

Q. What’s the English version of LBW?

A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.

Q. Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the English team?

A. The person who ironed the cricket whites.