WARNING: This is Version 1 of my old archive, so Photos will NOT work and many links will NOT work. But you can find articles by searching on the Titles. There is a lot of information in this archive. Use the SEARCH BAR at the top right. Prior to December 2012; I was a pro-Christian type of Conservative. I was unaware of the mass of Jewish lies in history, especially the lies regarding WW2 and Hitler. So in here you will find pro-Jewish and pro-Israel material. I was definitely WRONG about the Boeremag and Janusz Walus. They were for real.
Original Post Date: 2007-01-05 Time: 00:00:00 Posted By: Jan
[Awesome stuff!! I got these from the owner of the “World Threats” website. These are flipping brilliant! Check out some of the entries below. They are hillarious, brilliant and TOTALLY CORRECT! Among my favourites are, for example:
TORTURE (v.)- 1. To hold terrorists and/or criminals in conditions inferior to that of a hotel; 2) to throw a koran in the toilet.
But others are: Fascist and MULTICULTURALISM. According to the definitions below I am a fascist. Herewith, I will leave you to read, laugh and otherwise enjoy… I am proudly Fascist and loving every minute of it!! Kind regards,
Your Fascist Mussolini Clone, Jan]
AWARENESS (n.)- 1. Money. Usually in connection with a left-wing cause. Ex- “We are holding this concert to raise AIDS awareness” trans. “We are holding this concert to raise money”. Ex- “Join our group and help spread awareness about the plight of the prisoners of Guantanimo Bay” trans. “Join our group and give us money so we can continue attacking America and Bush”; 2. Favorable and disproportionate media coverage. Ex- “City officals have desperately attempted to spread awareness about the threat of Bird Flu” trans. “City politicians have desperately attempted to get their faces on the evening news by frightening the public with the illusory threat of a Bird Flu epidemic so that voters can connect them with ‘protection’ and ‘security’ when election time comes”.
CONTROVERSIAL (adj.)- Bad. Disliked. Malignant. Most often used in the news media to describe any person, concept, or thing that runs afoul of left-wing orthodoxy. Ex- “Congress is set to vote on a controversial new tax-cutting proposal today, which will likely cut funding to schools by over 30%” trans. “Conservatives in congress have come up with an evil, malignant new tax cutting plan that will make the rich richer by robbing our children of their education”.
DIVERSE (adj.)- Having a significant percentage of people who are not of European descent and/or are not heterosexual. Ex- “This party is very diverse!” trans. “This party has a relatively large proportion of black skinned, Muslim, Hispanic, east Asian, and/or gay people”. Note that ‘diverse’ usually does not apply to gender. A party with an equal amount of Irish men and women is not diverse. Cf. leftspeak ‘Diversity’, where gender is considered.
DIVERSITY (n.)- A skin-color based quota. Sometimes expanded to include gender and/or sexual orientation. Ex- “Solomon Smith Barney is committed to diversity in the workplace” trans. “Solomon Smith Barney uses a skin color based quota when hiring new applicants”. Ex- “This college lacks gender diversity” trans. “This college has too many men and thus requires a quota to admit more women”.
EMPOWER (v.)- To put into practice a left-wing social engineering and/or brainwashing project. Ex- “The young latina women of P.S. 185 were empowered today to stand up for reproductive rights” trans. “Poor inner-city girls were taught by their teachers today that abortion is a good, responsible, and acceptable course of action if they become pregnant”. Ex- “Our goal is to empower women to achieve true diversity in today’s boardrooms” trans. “Our goal is to enact a gender based quota to make sure that there are at least 50% women in boardrooms, regardless of their qualifications”. See also Empowerment.
FASCIST (n., adj.)- 1. anyone who openly and blatantly opposes left-wing dogma; 2. A practicing Christian; 3. A Jew in favor of Israel’s right to exist; 4. A member of the armed forces; 5. Anyone who supports the use of military force in any instance for any reason.
FREE SPEECH (n.) a/k/a ‘Freedom of Speech’- 1. Expression that agrees with and/or promotes left-wing dogma in public, whether through public speaking, music, movies, television, or in the news media. Ex- “We applaud Michael Moore for his commitment to Free Speech, but we find Mel Gibson’s hateful movies to be offensive”; 2. Expression that is carefully crafted as to not offend non-Christians or anyone who is of non-European descent. Ex- “Art featuring dog poo smeared on the Virgin Mary is valuable free speech. A cartoon drawing of Muhammed is just plain hate speech”. Ant. Leftspeak ‘Hate Speech’.
HATE CRIME (n.)- any crime committed by a Christian or person of European descent upon a non-Christian or a person of non-European descent.
HATE SPEECH (n.)- 1. Expression that disagrees with and/or challenges left-wing dogma. Ex- “Ann Coulter’s book should be banned because we should not allow people to profit off of hate speech in New Jersey”; 2. Speech that could offend non-Christians or anyone of non-European descent. Ant. Leftspeak ‘Free Speech’. See also: Leftspeak ‘Hateful’ (adj.)
IMMIGRANTS’ RIGHTS (n.)- Unfettered amnesty for illegal immigrants. Ex- “As the senior senator from Massachusetts, I feel I must take a stand to protect immigrants’ rights” trans. “I, Ted Kennedy, support amnesty for illegal immigrants because I believe they will all vote for democrats”.
INSENSITIVITY (n.)- 1. Expression that unknowingly or unwittingly 1) could offend non-Christians or anyone of non-European descent; OR 2) defies left-wing dogma. Cf. Leftspeak ‘Intolerance’ and/or ‘Hate Speech’, where the act of defiance is deliberate. Ex.- “Nike’s ad featuring the Cross of St. George painted upon the body of soccer star Wayne Rooney is insensitive because it could be construed by some as a reference to the Crusades which is offensive to muslims”.
INTOLERANCE (n.)- Deliberate refusal to alter one’s beliefs to comply with leftist sensibilities. Intolerance may include the belief that: 1) Homosexuality is wrong; or 2) People who mutilate their own genitals are insane; or 3) Socialism doesn’t work; or 4) Islam is violent; or 5) The bible is true; or 6) the Catholic Church is correct in regard to any issue; or 7) Black people are the major source of their own problems; or 8) One should speak English in the United States; or 9) Christmas trees are not offensive to non-Christians. Cf. Leftspeak ‘Hate Speech’, which is simply ‘intolerance’ put into the spoken or written form.
LIBERAL (n., adj.)- 1. A Marxist, communist, or socialist (n.); 2. Inspired by Marxism, communism, or socialism (adj.); This word was co-opted from its original English meaning when the labels ‘Marxist’, ‘communist’, and ‘socialist’ developed deeply unpopular connotations with the general public during the second half of the 20th century. Cf. with the old Eng. ‘liberal’ (in the political sense), meaning one who supports the free market, private property, protection from government intervention, free speech, and minimal taxes. An anti-royalist libertarian. The founding fathers of the United States were considered ‘liberal’, in the old sense of the word.
MULTICULTURAL (adj.)- Multiracial. Leftspeak often confuses the concepts of ‘culture’ and ‘race’. Not to be confused with the mod. Eng. ‘multicultural’, literally meaning “of many cultures”. Syn. Leftspeak ‘Diverse’.
MULTICULTURALISM (n.)- 1. The ideology that any person, place, thing, or concept related to the Western tradition is inferior to any person, place, thing, or concept related to any non-Western tradition; 2. The systematic subversion of Western Culture and Civilization though the media, schools, and the university system.
PROGRESSIVE (n., adj.)- 1. A Marxist, communist, or socialist (n.); 2. Inspired by Marxism, communism, or socialism (adj.) Syn. Leftspeak ‘Liberal’. When the word ‘liberal’ began to become to closely connected with Marxism and socialism (and thus became unpopular among the public) during the late 1980s and 1990s, many ‘liberals’ abandoned that label in favor of ‘progressive’, which derives from the English word ‘Progress’, meaning to forge ahead. Cf. mod. Eng. ‘Regress’ (v.), meaning to go back or revert to an old form or way- perhaps a more apt description.
QUAGMIRE (n.)- Any military operation: 1) involving ground troops; OR 2) lasting over one week in duration; OR 3) resulting in over 20 casualties.
REDISTRIBUTE (v.)- To tax and spend, usually upon a bloated social program or welfare system. Ex- “The democratic party strongly supports the redistribution of resources so that everyone can have a chance at the American dream” trans. “The democratic party wants to tax the hell out of you and give your money to lazy bums who sit on their ass all day long”.
REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS (n.)- Abortion. Ex- “Our party strongly supports women’s’ reproductive rights” trans. “Our party strongly supports the abortion of human fetuses”.
TOLERANCE (n.)- Acceptance as equal, especially when it comes to deviant sexual behavior and/or beliefs. Ex- “Boston University believes in tolerance of the transgender lifestyle” trans. “Boston University expects every student to accept people who mutilate their genitals as completely normal and equal to themselves”. Cf. mod. Eng. ‘Tolerance- the act of putting up with somebody or something irritating or otherwise unpleasant’.
TORTURE (v.)- 1. To hold terrorists and/or criminals in conditions inferior to that of a hotel; 2) to throw a koran in the toilet.
TRANSGENDER (n.)- one who has chosen to mutilate their genitals in a fruitless attempt to become something they are not. Syn. mod. Eng. ‘Delusional- one who strongly holds a false belief in spite of invalidating evidence, especially as a symptom of mental illness’. See also: mod. Eng. ‘Eunuch’, a man who has had his penis and testicles removed.