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Original Post Date: 2010-02-25 Time: 04:00:03 Posted By: News Poster
This article was originally published on a satirical news website, www.hayibo.com
The Democratic Alliance has confirmed that suspended Dianne Kohler-Barnard has been signed up for a week of intensive therapy, including coffee enemas, to tackle her blind rage.
Meanwhile the ANC says it is unlikely to apologise for calling DA members “slave traders” as it’s only racist libel if whites do it to blacks.
Kohler-Barnard was suspended from the DA this week after yelling “F*ck you!” at heckling ANC backbenchers.
According to a spokesman for DA leader Helen “Hammer of Thor” Zille, Kohler-Barnard had been suspended for the good of the party.
“There was a very real danger that she would literally explode with rage, showering our offices with gore, fish-scales and bile,” explained spokesman Twinkie Labuschagne.
It is understood that Kohler-Barnard has been sedated, strapped to a gurney and muzzled in case she tries to bite off the faces of the nurses and police attending to her.
She will be taken to an undisclosed location for intensive rage therapy, reportedly including coffee enemas.
“That’s freshly brewed piping hot java,” added Dr Heinrich Adenoid who will be attending to Kohler-Barnard. “It’s very upsetting at first but you get used to it.”
Meanwhile, the ANC has been asked if it will apologise for racist insults thrown at DA members shortly before Kohler-Barnard’s outburst.
According to the Parliamentary record, ANC backbenchers accused DA MPs of being “slave traders” and “human traffickers”.
Party insiders said they had tried to think of more insults in the heat of the moment, but years of censoring their own thoughts had left them with limited options.
However, according to ANC spokesman Checkplease Mbuli, the party did not believe it had done anything wrong.
“Yes, we called them slave traders,” said Mbuli. “And yes, we were making racially charged comparisons between them as whites and their slave-trading white ancestors. But it wasn’t racist.”
Asked why it was not racist, he sighed and rolled his eyes.
“When are you effeminate tone-deaf rhythm-impaired Ikea-buying Tori-Amos-loving long-nosed white arseholes going to get it?” he asked.
“Blacks can’t be racist, okay? When whites are nasty to blacks it’s racist. When blacks are nasty to whites it’s democracy in action. Understand? Now f*ck off.”
Source: http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?art_id=iol1266905446341D352