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[Humor] A Zimbabwean Doctor…

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Original Post Date: 2006-01-19 Time: 00:00:00  Posted By: Jan

[This is an oldie but a goodie! Jan]

An Israeli doctor says: “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.”

A British doctor says: “That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

A Canadian doctor says: “In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.”

A Zimbabwean doctor, not to be outdone, says: “You guys are way behind,we just took a man with no brain – made him President, and now the whole country is looking for work.