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[Humor] Spain: The Burglar who was, er… dead wrong

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Original Post Date: 2008-04-04 Time: 00:00:00  Posted By: Jan

Madrid – A burglar who broke into a funeral home tried to fool police by playing dead, but two things gave him away.

First, he breathed. Plus, he wore grungy clothes rather than the Sunday best of those dressed for eternal rest.

Police and the Crespo Funeral Home said on Wednesday they had no idea what the 23-year-old Spanish man was trying to steal in the break-in in Burjassot, a small town just outside Valencia, on March 17.

Neighbours alerted police when they heard the front door of the business being forced open in the middle of the night.

Police officers had eventually found the suspect lying on a table in a glassed-in chamber used for viewings of dead people during wakes, a local police official said.

“The custom here is for dead people to be dressed in nice clothes that look presentable. This guy was in everyday clothes that were creased and dirty,” the official said.

“He was trying to fake being dead, but he was breathing.” –

Source: http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?art_id=vn20080403060712137C399567