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[Humor] [Afrikaans] A Naughty South African Joke

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Original Post Date: 2007-10-03 Time: 00:00:00  Posted By: Jan

[This is merely the result of that friendly sports rivalry – you know Rugby and Cricket – which makes South Africans come up with naughty stuff like this.

Koos is your proverbial Afrikaner farmer. I’ll translate. Jan]

Koos was walking through his veld one day when he spots someone drinking
water from a pool.

He shouts, “Moenie die water drink nie, dis vol skaap kak”. (“Don’t drink that water, it is full of sheep sh*t”).

The other guy says, “I’m Australian mate, speak English please!”

Koos replies, “Use both hands, you get more that way”.