[My brother used to have a cynical saying: “Don’t be an idiot all your life!” Will some people never learn? I refer to The Zimbabwean’s article about a possible coup of Mugabe by his Vice President fat old Joice (Joyce?) Mujuru.

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One of our volunteers posted it, but I only saw it afterwards and felt I really must comment on it.

Mugabe picked a woman as Vice President in a cunning trick to tug at the emotional heartstrings of black women who might then vote for him. Joice is a trick – and nothing more. She’s probably a sheep’s sheep – the way Mugabe likes it.

I’ve said so very many times in the past that whenever Mugabe is in trouble he starts playing “dead” or “dying” – he sees ghosts, he’s about to die… or be overthrown or kicked out or voted out.. or … or… and other nonsense.

Can you believe The Zimbabwean posting rubbish like this?

Firstly, when people, especially foreigners see this, they’re likely to think: “Ah Mugabe is about to be toppled, so that means we don’t have to worry…” and they forget Zimbabwe. This is the last thing we need is for people to get slack or encourage a slacker attitude to Mugabe. As it is, foreign governments are doing too little – and the last thing we need is to give them excuses to do even LESS!!

Mugabe is very fit and healthy – excellent health actually for his age – and barring a sudden unforeseen health problem – he is alive and well (much like Mandela whom some fools rumoured to be dead too!)

Mugabe is alive and well and is going to be a thorn in our side. And even if he dies, Zanu(PF) will fight tooth and nail against Zimbabwean democracy. Zanu(PF) will not relinquish power to the MDC.

So people should stop thinking stupid thoughts, as so many have been doing for so long, that there will be “an easy way out”. For Zimbabwe’s problems to be solved, people need to start rolling up their sleeves.

As for the Joice Mujuru story… what rubbish.

Fat old Joice Mujuru probably only poses a threat to any chair that she may sit on. It may collapse due to her weight. That is the biggest threat she poses to anything… or to a box full of cream cakes and some imported caviar. She’s probably too busy eating to be too concerned about overthrowing Mugabe.

Mugabe is a lean, mean, practised, vindictive killing machine. How is fat old Joice Mujuru going to pose a threat to him? And would any General in his right mind (who owes his position to Mugabe anyway!) be willing to RISK HIS CAREER ON BACKING rolly polly old Mujuru… knowing that Mugabe would probably have him KILLED?

Really… its all nonsense. If Joice Mujuru comes to power then it would be due to some Top Secret CIA mind-control experiment! Other than that, the chance is ZERO!

And no Zimbabwean General, knowing what a VINDICTIVE MURDEROUS BASTARD Mugabe is… would DARE risk his cosy position taking chances on fat old Joice who probably hardly has the energy to get out of bed in the mornings – nevermind to plot a coup.

AND, SINCE WHEN have you heard of a coup plot on the Internet before its happened? Never! And you NEVER will either. If there is a coup plot, Mugabe will know about it – even more so if someone blabs it on the web.

There is no coup plot. If there was, Joice Mujuru would be sitting in jail right now along with the Generals who are her accomplices.

This is no doubt disinformation and total nonsense someone from Zanu(PF) whispered in The Zimbabwean’s ear – and there they go publishing this rubbish.

People really must learn not to fall for this “Mugabe is dying/leaving” BS. This is junk. They must focus on the job at hand… strengthening the MDC and working towards Mugabe’s downfall.

There is a lot of work to be done, and Mugabe will not go down without killing *PLENTY* more people. More have yet to die than have already died. Make no mistake… the real bloodshed will come.

Mugabe thinks he is Napoleon – nobody has defeated him in his 26(43)+ years in power – why will he back down to some Yuppie upstarts? Not a chance in hell!

I hear Mugabe may have Hitsquads out dealing with the MDC already. That’s the Mugabe I have come to know and hate. That’s the kind of Mugabe we will see… and he will kill even more. Mugabe will yet rival the reputation of Hitler, Idi Amin and other scum when it comes to killing people. Don’t be fooled by the old liar and his lying old tricks. Jan]