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Original Post Date: 2006-09-25 Posted By: Jan
From the News Archives of: WWW.AfricanCrisis.Org
Date & Time Posted: 9/25/2006
[Humor] Osama Bin Laden & the Genie…
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From the News Archives of: WWW.AfricanCrisis.Org
Date & Time Posted: 9/25/2006
[Humor] Osama Bin Laden & the Genie…
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OSAMA & THE GENIE While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on a beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said “Master, may I grant you one wish?” “You ignorant, unworthy daughter of a dog! Don’t you know who I am? I don’t need any common woman giving me anything” barked Bin Laden. The shocked genie said “Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever.” Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman, and said “Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you!” The annoyed genie said, “So be it!” and disappeared. The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Hillary Clinton. His p-nis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance. God is good!! |
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