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[Humor] Nelson Mandela Joke

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Original Post Date: 2006-09-01  Posted By: Jan

From the News Archives of: WWW.AfricanCrisis.Org
Date & Time Posted: 9/1/2006
[Humor] Nelson Mandela Joke
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[Humor] Nelson Mandela Joke

From the News Archives of: WWW.AfricanCrisis.Org


Date & Time Posted: 9/1/2006

[Humor] Nelson Mandela Joke

[An oldie but a goodie. Jan]

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home when there’s a knock at the door. A Chinese man with an invoice in his hand says “You sign, you sign.” Behind him is a truckload of car exhausts. “You’ve got the wrong man” Mandela says.

The next day Mandela hears a knock on the door, opens it and the Chinese man is back with a truckload of brake pads. “You sign, you sign” the man says. “You’ve got the wrong man” Mandela says.

The following day the Chinese man is back. “Don’t you understand, you must have the wrong name, who do you want to deliver these to?” Mandela asks.

The Chinese man checks his invoice and says in a heavy accent “You not Nissan Main Dealer?”


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