[Sniff… I could cry… this is so beautiful. That racist wanker kept saying what crooks white people are and how white farmers got rich from the slavery of the blacks, and how we white people stole all the best land, and… and… and…

And now, there he sits with a ruined country. So the blacks then stole “the best land” and what exactly did they do with “the best land” once they had it? Well… NOTHING!! Now 90% of it is lying fallow. “Yes”, said Mugabe, with his big mouth, “Blacks can farm as well as whites”… and he went on to say anyone who doubted this was, of course, a complete RACIST. Hmmmm… And yet… he was proven wrong about EVERYTHING he said. So, Mr Mugabe, when you eat your words, would you like some salt with that?

Most of the 4,500 commercial farmers left… probably 90% of the remaining white population of 100,000 packed their bags and left… and… with the loss of this small portion of his population, plus the 3 million blacks who decided to get the hell out as well… his country is now completely and utterly RUINED!!

Yes, he said the whites did nothing. The whites were only crooks. But it seems to me, the whites, played a far larger role than that black racist would ever admit possible.

Do you know, the Zimbabwe dollar is more worthless now than the Brazilian currency was, when they changed the currency in order to try to restore some kind of faith in their monetary system? Zimbabwean inflation is at world-record levels. The Zimbabweans are yet going to set EVEN MORE world records… just wait…

You know, one day, the word Zimbabwean may yet exist in the English dictionary as a synonym for complete abject failure! So you could call someone a “Zimbabwean”… and he’d feel downright insulted by being called that. He might punch you in the mouth for saying that! It would be like calling someone a n*gger… Maybe, if you dare to call a fellow worker a “Zimbabwean” he will take you to court for that!!

Imagine, less than 30 years ago, under white rule, the Rhodesian dollar was worth more than a US Dollar. Justice can be so beautiful. But you know what, I still think, given enough years, it will be even more beautiful. I think a raging Civil War is possible in Zimbabwe. Nothing would please me more than to see that black racist jerk being shot out of power… along with him and the criminal scum who serve as his politicians. What a beautiful day that will be.

Incidentally, independent economists predicted that inflation would hit 1000% by the end of June, but thanks to Mugabenomics, it arrived 2 months ahead of schedule. He can’t build anything… but he sure can break it faster than anyone ever believed! Jan]

THE Central Statistical Office (CSO) yesterday postponed the scheduled release of April inflation data, but The Financial Gazette’s monthly poll of analysts shows inflation rising above 1,000 percent.

The new figures had been scheduled for release early yesterday, but an official in the Ministry of Information informed media that the CSO was “not yet ready” to announce the figures.

The CSO said the figures would be released in “due course”.

According to most analysts, April will mark the first time that Zimbabwe enters four-digit inflation.

The lowest forecast gathered was 990 percent, with the forecaster saying he saw the size of the inflation jump being slower than in the previous months because of the slight dip in fuel prices towards the end of March.

“The exchange rate on the parallel market has also been uncannily stable over the same period,” the analyst said.

Inflation rose to 913.6 percent in March, a touch lower than The Financial Gazette poll’s median forecast of 920 percent.

The highest forecast gathered this week was 1 020 percent, with the analyst seeing a surge driven by food prices and an increase in charges for services.

Four digits would mark a new high for inflation, and if the jump is as large as expected, analysts say the central bank will have to revise its year-end forecasts of 220-230 percent.

Source: AllAfrica.Com
URL: http://allafrica.com/stories/200605110124.htm…/p>