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Original Post Date: 2006-03-31  Posted By: Jan

From the News Archives of: WWW.AfricanCrisis.Org
Date & Time Posted: 3/31/2006
For Whites with no Black friends, try: Rent-A-Negro.com…
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For Whites with no Black friends, try: Rent-A-Negro.com…

From the News Archives of: WWW.AfricanCrisis.Org


Date & Time Posted: 3/31/2006

For Whites with no Black friends, try: Rent-A-Negro.com…

[This… ROCKS!!! So you’re white, and you’re not “in” because you are “cool” and you don’t “chill” with them black folks… well… here is a solution to your problem. And there really is this website: http://www.rent-a-negro.com/Jan]

Rent-a-Negro

A black Portland, Oregon œartist named damali ayo (she prefers all lower-case, like black author bell hooks) has put up a satirical website (rent-a-negro.com) offering to rent blacks to people who need diversity for career or leisure. As she explains:

œAs we all know, the purchase of African Americans was outlawed many years ago. As times have changed the need for black people in your life has changed but not diminished. The presence of black people in your life can advance business and social reputation. These days those who claim black friends and colleagues are on the cutting edge of social and political trends. As our country strives to incorporate the faces of African Americans, you have to keep up. Rent-a-negro offers you the chance to capitalize on your connection with a black person.

The rate for a Negro is a steep $350 per hour for businesses and $200 for individuals, and the renter must pay extra to hear a Negro opinion, to touch the Negro™s hair, or to call the Negro œsista or œgirlfriend. The website quotes satisfied customers: œAfter seeing me with her, people wanted to know more about ME! œI™ve never gotten so much attention! œI introduced her to my mother”family conversations haven™t been boring since! Most visitors to the site get the joke, but Miss ayo says she has had dozens of serious requests.

Negroes for Rent, Journal of Blacks in Higher Education, Summer 2003.


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