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[Humor] Titanic Vs Bill Clinton"s “My Life”

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Original Post Date: 2006-01-26  Posted By: Jan

From the News Archives of: WWW.AfricanCrisis.Org
Date & Time Posted: 1/26/2006
[Humor] Titanic Vs Bill Clinton"s “My Life”
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[Humor] Titanic Vs Bill Clinton&QUOT;s “My Life”

From the News Archives of: WWW.AfricanCrisis.Org


Date & Time Posted: 1/26/2006

[Humor] Titanic Vs Bill Clinton&QUOT;s “My Life”

Students were assigned to read 2 books, “Titanic” & “My Life” by
Bill Clinton. One smart ass student turned in the following book report,
with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool
professor gave him an A(43)+ for this report:

Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let’s not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica’s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn’t remember Jack.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica…ooh, let’s not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary…basically the same thing.

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