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[Humor] Afrikaners who are crazy about the game…

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Original Post Date: 2006-01-26  Posted By: Jan

From the News Archives of: WWW.AfricanCrisis.Org
Date & Time Posted: 1/26/2006
[Humor] Afrikaners who are crazy about the game…
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[Humor] Afrikaners who are crazy about the game…

From the News Archives of: WWW.AfricanCrisis.Org


Date & Time Posted: 1/26/2006

[Humor] Afrikaners who are crazy about the game…

[This is very good. It is about watching the Springbok rugby team in action, and mixing up “testicles” with “Test Tickets”… and if you know how insane S.Africans are over rugby, you’ll understand this! Jan]

Van der Merwe goes to London to watch the Boks take on the Poms at Twikenham. While in London he’s walking around and gaping and staring at everything so much so that he walks smack bang into a fire hydrant which hits him so hard on the family jewels that they burst. He gets rushed to hospital where the docs tell him that they have to remove his testicles.

Van goes beserk, bites and snarls at people and won’t let anybody within 10m of him. Eventually they find a South African doctor in the hospital and get him to talk to Van.

He walks up to Van and tells him “Hey Van, die ouens moet jou balle uithaal.” (They must remove your “balls”)…

Van replies “O, OK, ek dog die bliksems wil my Test Tickets vat.”
Van replies “Oh, OK, I thought the bastards wanted to take my Test Tickets”


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