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[Humor] Some Good Local S.African humour

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Original Post Date: 2005-07-09  Posted By: Jan

From the News Archives of: WWW.AfricanCrisis.Org
Date & Time Posted: 7/9/2005
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[Humor] Some Good Local S.African humour

From the News Archives of: WWW.AfricanCrisis.Org


Date & Time Posted: 7/9/2005

[Humor] Some Good Local S.African humour

[Some good ones here. Jan]

When the Swazi king passes away, his entire estate goes to his youngest widow, but she can”t touch it “til she”s 11.

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in South Africa to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

Where was the toothbrush invented? Michell™s Plein. If it had
been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.

A spietkop [speedcop] pulls over a taxi and says to the driver, “Got any I.D.?” and the driver replies “Bout whut?”

Did you hear about the new R3 million SA Lottery?
The winner gets R3.oo a year for a million years.

A new law was recently passed in Brakpan. . . When a couple gets divorced they remain cousins.

At the scene of the accident a spietkop asked the Brakpan
driver what gear he was in at the moment of impact. He
replied, “safari suit & grasshoppers, ek se(170)ª”

A Brakpan man spoke frantically into the phone, “my wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!” “Is this her first child?” the doctor asked. “No stupid” the Brakpan man shouted, “This is her husband!”

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