[This woman is a genius. If more people spoke openly, and directly, and completely ignored politically correct clap trap, then we could break free of the psychological chains the Left has bound the world in. Jan]

Dear Fellow Conservative,

My name is Ann Coulter, but to listen to liberal pundits tell it I am Cruella DeVil, Bloody Mary and Lizzie Borden all rolled into one — with none of the warm, welcoming, nuanced nonjudgementalism of a Hillary Clinton!

Apparently, I am also the “huckster of ideological hate” according to a quote in a recent Time magazine article about me.

You see… this is what kind, compassionate, tolerant liberals do to people who dare to expose the Left’s hypocrisy! That’s why I say…

Thank heavens for HUMAN EVENTS!

HUMAN EVENTS is the publication I have called my editorial home for six years. Not only do I write regularly for HUMAN EVENTS, I devour it from cover to cover every week.

Why? Because it’s the one newsweekly I can count on to bring me the absolute, unvarnished, hard-hitting truth. And so should you.

HUMAN EVENTS is written and edited by gutsy people who will rescue you from the sticky tar pit of political correctness that passes for contemporary reporting… not girlie-boy editors afraid of sticking to their guns!

That means by reading HUMAN EVENTS, you and I can count on getting the news the liberal media try so hard to keep from us!

For example, in recent issues of HUMAN EVENTS…

I learned that at a recent federal trial, doctors testified that some babies being subjected to a partial-birth abortion are actually alive and squirming. (Apparently infanticide is a constitutional right according to liberals).

Liberal media coverage of this testimony — NONE

I also read the following quote. “People are the cause of all the problems. We have too many of them. We need to get rid of some of them.” Was this an Islamic terrorist? Jacques Chirac complaining about Paris traffic? No. . . it was a radical environmentalist complaining that the insecticide DDT was actually saving lives.
Liberal coverage — NONE

I found out that Islamic terrorists may be creeping across our Mexican border — and that the Border Patrol is being hampered from properly cataloguing and tracking terrorist suspects by “mustn’t label anyone,” politically-correct liberals.
Liberal media coverage — NONE (I think by now you are starting to see the picture.)

You could search the liberal press from now until Barbra Streisand votes Republican, and you wouldn’t find news items like these seeing the light of day.

Such news — doesn’t (ahem) fit the agenda.

Well, the only agenda for HUMAN EVENTS is the truth.

I appreciate the way HUMAN EVENTS blows away the smoke and gives me real answers.

In just the last few issues you would have read that:

The loony “Global New Deal” envisioned by the UN’s Kofi Annan — which would require rich countries (led by guess who?) to literally tithe a percentage of the GNP to poor nations

The left-wing goon squad that publicizes the names of business and government leaders it wants to shake down — and then sends in busloads of protesters to surround and terrorize targeted individuals on their private property.

Outrage in Egypt: how young Christian girls are being kidnapped from supermarkets never to be seen again. Egyptian police tell parents to forget about their daughters and not to try and find them. Number of international protests so far? NONE.

Pork-barrel earmarks are giving thousands of taxpayer dollars to a homosexual group that campaigned against the Federal Marriage amendment.

How FBI efforts to prevent terror attacks in the U.S. are being hampered, not by only Muslim groups, but also by The New York Times, the ACLU and homegrown radical activists.

Who are the new targets of jihadists right here in America? ANSWER: Ex-Muslims who convert to Christianity are now under a death sentence according to mainstream, not radical, Islamic law.

COASTAL FOLLY! How you pay for the damage suffered by wealthy people who build homes “- often against the best advice of their architects “- just yards from the ocean in hurricane-prone states

The truth about the Patriot Act, endlessly denounced even during wartime by liberals as a harsh crackdown on civil liberties. HUMAN EVENTS reports: 64 percent of Americans think the law is about right, or doesn’t go far enough.

Unbelievable but true! The government wants to start using your tax dollars to cover “treatments” for people who are obese.

According to many colleges and universities, the two most dangerous groups in America are “- conservatives and Christians.
Every time I wince at the brazen lies of Democratic leaders or their surrogates in the press, it occurs to me that America will never run short of natural gas.

Each time I open HUMAN EVENTS, I am thankful for a news source that brings me the straight facts and keeps me one-up and a step ahead. From recent issues:

FACT: The top 50% of income earners pay 96.5% of the federal income taxes, while the lowest 44% pay no federal income taxes.

FACT: The federal government — with your tax dollars — subsidizes programs for kids to play golf at posh resorts

FACT: Drilling for oil in just a fraction of the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge would yield the equivalent of 30 years of oil imports from Saudi Arabia.

FACT: Federal employees spent $16.4 billion in 2003 on government charge cards. Some of those charges included: country club fees, personal clothing, movie gift certificates and beer

FACT: A recent national survey found that Democratic professors outnumber Republican professors 3 to 1 in economics, 28 to 1 in sociology, and 30 to 1 in anthropology.

FACT: During a study on the competency of teachers, half the teachers failed a qualifying verbal and math test

FACT: At least 1,074,000 illegal aliens were arrested along the Mexican border in 2004, more than 2003 and 2002.

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We report what people actually do and say — no matter what their politics.

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— Editor Terry Jeffrey uses sound logic like a brain surgeon uses his scalpel. Liberals wake up to find their pathological prevarications scattered all over Terry’s operating-room floor.

— Decorated combat veteran Ollie North, fighting with his pen these days in HUMAN EVENTS, proves again and again why liberals simply cannot be trusted to defend America.

— Phyllis Schlafly, the brilliant, beautiful, principled, articulate, tireless and, most important, absolutely fearless opponent of wacky liberal ideas, is always right.

— Michelle Malkin confounds liberals because (1) she is gorgeous and conservative, (2) she is the daughter of Filipino immigrants and has the audacity not to be liberal, and (3) she exposes bureaucratic incompetence, especially in the vital area of immigration, as the Keystone Kops farce that it is.

— And then there are Thomas Sowell, Armstrong Williams, Larry Elder and Walter Williams. If you want a definition of bravery in today’s America, I give you just two words — black conservative. Truly, you will not find four more eloquent and courageous columnists anywhere than these guys. I never miss their work in HUMAN EVENTS.

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