> Q: Why are Michael Jackson’s pants so small?
> A: Because they aren’t his!
>
>
> Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
> A: Get out of my sun!
>
>
> Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
> A: Throw him a buoy!
>
>
> Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
> A: He thought it was a delivery service.
>
>
> Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
> A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.
>
>
> Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
> A: Several children have fingered him.
>
>
> Q. Why did Michael Jackson rush over to Wal-Mart?
> A. He heard that boys’ pants were 1/2 off.
>
>
> Q. What’s the difference between a supermarket bag and Michael
Jackson?
> A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept away from small
> children. The other is used to hold groceries.
>
>
> Q. How do you know when it’s bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?
> A. When the big hand touches the little hand.
>
>
> Q. What’s brown and often found in children’s underpants?
> A. Michael Jackson’s hand.
>
>
> Q. What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams
> every night?
> A. Hanson.
>
>
> Q. What the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
> A. Acne doesn’t come on your face until you’re about fifteen.
>
>
> Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson?
> A. Because he always likes to come in a little behind.
>
>
> Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Gary Glitter?
> A. I’ll swap you a 10 for two fives
>
>
> Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect “10”?
> A: Two 5 year olds.
>
>
> Janet and Michael Jackson were at home one night…
> Janet: Shall we get a pizza and video tonight?
> Michael: Yeah, okay, can we get Aladdin?
> Janet: No, just a pizza and video
>
>
> Q: What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
> A: Michael Jackson
>
>
> Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
> A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.
>
>
> Q: What do Michael and homework have in common?
> A: Both are a pain in the ass to kids
>
>
> The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson:
> If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says
> he’ll have no choice but to make him a priest.
>
>
> FBI have raided Michael Jackson’s house:
> They found class A drugs in his kitchen,
> Class B drugs in his living room and
> Class 5C in his bedroom.
>
>
> Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new
> baby son.
> The doctor walks in and Michael asks, “Doctor, how long before we can
> have sex?”
> “I’d wait until he’s at least 14,” the doctor replies.