[This was sent to me by one of my liberal buddies. I note it ends with “Proudly South African”… Jan]

After the tragedy in New York and Washington on September 11th, the question arises: “WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF SOUTH AFRICA IS ATTACKED?”

Well …. if that happens, there can be no comparison whatsoever. That’s because in S.A we are much better prepared for these kinds of attacks:

No.1. We do not construct exaggerated elevated high-rise buildings these days, squatter camps and duplexes are the order of the day.

No.2. We ALL get stuck in traffic in the morning, so at 8.45am the buildings would still be empty.

No.3. Our prestigious firefighters and police officers will do their utmost not to get to the spot in time and will arrive loud and clear
just after everything is over, so there will be no casualties amongst them.

No.4. Johannesburg International would surely have fouled up the terrorist’s plans by delaying the plane.

No.5. A South African would never let a terrorist hijack a plane. He would tell him “Jou ma se p…..” (Your mother’s…), beat him up, rob him and word would spread about how bad he got it quicker than a CNN/BBC broadcast (later, he will also be used for police dog training).

No.6. A South African would not have used his cell phone to call home (NO WAYS), more efficiently he will rather send a “Please call me”. A cellphone is used to defend ones self. A REAL South Africa would have
hit the terrorist over the head with it …then stolen the terrorist’s
weapons and sold it for dagga (marijuana) money at the local smokkie.

And lastly, if a terrorist ever lived in South Africa for one year and
one year only, he would have been robbed and molested so many times that he would have given up and gone back home a long time ago… then get shot at in the taxi before he even left his locale, get robbed of his passport and credit cards in attempt to flee the gunfire and get arrested by the cops later for vagrancy

You see……in South Africa, we are WELL prepared!
We are proudly South African!!!!!!!!!!!!