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Original Post Date: 2003-01-29 Posted By: Jan
From the News Archives of: WWW.AfricanCrisis.Org
Date & Time Posted: 1/29/2003 5:47:31 PM
[Humor] Mugabe, Clinton & The Queen Die…
Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Robert Mugabe died & went straight to hell. Queen Elizabeth said “I miss England, I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there. She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked “Well, devil how much do I owe you???? The devil says “Five million dollars” She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair. Bill Clinton was soo jealous, he starts screaming, “My turn! I wanna call the United States, I want to see how everybody is doing there too” He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked “Well, devil how much do I owe you???? The devil says “Ten million dollars” With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair. Robert Mugabe was even more jealous & starts screaming, “I want to call Zim too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too. I wanna talk to the ministers, to the deputy, I wanna talk to everybody”…..
He called Zim and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked “Well, devil how much do I owe you???? The devil says “One dollar”. Mugabe is stunned & says “One dollar??? Only one f*cking dollar??” The devil says “Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it’s local”.