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Original Post Date: 2002-07-09 Posted By: Jan
From the News Archives of: WWW.AfricanCrisis.Org
Date & Time Posted: 7/9/2002 1:10:59 PM
[Humour] Osama Bin Laden & Mugabe
Before coming down to the breakfast cave every morning, Osama bin Laden
would look into his magical mirror and ask, “Mirror mirror
on the wall, who’s the biggest arsehole of them all?” The
mirror would reply, “You are O Osama”.
That would make his day and he would arrive at the breakfast
cave with a huge smile on his face, before indulging in his
goats milk and dried cowpat cereal.
Not a day went by when he wouldn’t ask the mirror, and every
day the mirror would confirm his question. Yes, he was in
fact, the biggest arsehole of them all. One day, Osama
arrived at the breakfast table with a huge scowl on his
face, and he was obviously very upset.
One of his eleven wives summed up the courage to ask him,
“What’s wrong Osama? Osama, what did the mirror say?”
Osama replied, “WHO THE HELL IS ROBERT MUGABE?”