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Original Post Date: 2002-04-24 Posted By: Jan
From the News Archives of: WWW.AfricanCrisis.Org
Date & Time Posted: 4/24/2002 2:43:22 PM
[Humour] Hell – South African Style
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different
hell for each country.
He goes first to the German hell and asks “What do they do here?”
He is told “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then
they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.” The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the South African hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in.
Amazed he asks “What do they do here?”
He is told “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then
they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the South Africa devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.”
“But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so
many people waiting to get in?”
Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not
work, someone stole all the nails, and the devil used to be a public servant, so he comes in, punches his time-card, shows his face around for five minutes and then goes back home!