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Original Post Date: 2001-08-25 Posted By: Jan
From the News Archives of: WWW.AfricanCrisis.Org
Date & Time Posted: 8/25/2001 8:55:08 PM
I am a Bad American (George Calin)
>By George Carlin
>
>I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid
>level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it
>away to crack addicts squirting out babies.
>
>I’m not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
>
>I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice -T or
>Marilyn Manson sang.
>
>I think owning a gun doesn’t make you a killer.
>
>I believe it’s called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
>
>I don’t think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
>
>I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you’d better do it in
>English.
>
>I don’t use the excuse “it’s for the children” as a shield for unpopular
>opinions or actions.
>
>I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
>
>I think that being a student doesn’t give you any more enlightenment than
> working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill
>to put your pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you haven’t begun to
>be enlightened.
>
>Hillary Clinton is a carpet-munching lesbian.
>
>My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn,
>Medicine Woman. I don’t hate the rich. I don’t pity the poor. I know
>wrestling is fake and I don’t waste my time arguing about it.
>
>I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now,
>when I am freezing my ass through a long winter?
>
>I’ve never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn’t wander forty years in
>the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven’t burned any
>witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so
>shut-the-#$%!-up already.
>
>I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse
>Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money? And why is he always
>part of the problem and not the solution?
>
>I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you’re
>running from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass
>over if you are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
>
>I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don’t want
>you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world
>for the next four years.
>
>I hate those bastards standing in the intersections trying to sell me
>crap or trying to guilt me into making ‘donations’ to their cause. These
>people should be targets.
>
>I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license
>should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you
>promise to never delay the rest of us again.
>
>I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food.
>
>I believe that it doesn’t take a village to raise a child, it takes two
>parents.
>
>I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don’t
>pretend they are a political statement.
>
>I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.
>
>I’m neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the
>mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
>
>I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it is sex, and it is sex
>for both of you. This even applies when you are President of the United
>States.
>
>If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I’m a BAD American. If you
>too are a BAD American please forward this to everyone you know. We need
>our country back!