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Humour: You know you"re in South Africa when…

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Original Post Date: 2001-08-19  Posted By: Jan

From the News Archives of: WWW.AfricanCrisis.Org
Date & Time Posted: 8/19/2001 3:53:43 AM
Humour: You know you"re in South Africa when…

South Africa is known as one of the highest crime countries in the world
with an annual murder rate of 52 people per 100 000 of the population.

Below is a humorous way to tell that you”re in South Africa:

You know you are in live in South Africa when:-

The police advise you not to stop if they wave you down in the
middle of the night, but rather speed past them and drive to your
nearest police station.

The Student Union “dimands” that academic achievement shouldn”t be
a criterion for university acceptance, as it is discriminatory.

Landlords may not evict illegal squatters unless they offer them
alternative accommodation.

Post office workers are videotaped opening the mail and stealing the
contents, but the film may not be used in evidence, because the workers
were not informed that they were being filmed and the filming is an
intrusion on their privacy.

A government minister is caught driving her car with a forged
license, but the case is dropped for “lack of evidence”.

Government ministers meet with masked gang leaders to ask their advice
on how to reduce crime and violence.

Scholars protest at the lack of schooling facilities by destroying
school buildings.

The entire country sees a thug admit on TV news to murdering several
people, but the police say they have no case.

The police ask you if they must follow up on the burglary you”ve
just reported.

You paint your car”s registration number on the roof in large
letters.

A Minister is fired and returns the government cell phone, but
keeps the government BMW.

A 45-year-old engineer, gets replaced by a 25-year-old, who cannot
write his own name.

The employees dance in front of the building to show how unhappy
they are.

20% of the city”s population pays for everyone else”s electricity.
and water supply, and get prosecuted if they refuse to pay.

A murderer gets a 2-year sentence and a pirate TV viewer a 6-month
sentence.

The Constitutional Court declares the death sentence
unconstitutional, but rules that abortion is okay.

The prisoners strike.

Police stations now hire private security firms to protect them.