[I think we need to start petitions (I am seriously thinking of adding this one to my website), and a whole support organisation for the ANC (African National Congress). I think we whites need to start rallying around the ANC. They’re always complaining that we don’t support them, and that we’re not “positive” enough (though we work without ever striking, and we most of the taxes in this country).

I really think its time we helped the ANC.

The more I think about it, the more I realise that the ANC was doing less damage to this country when they were terrorists. So they were setting off the odd car bomb… and they were planting limpet mines (sometimes not because they blew themselves up). They were killing a few whites… and they were killing many times more blacks, especially setting fire to those who opposed them.

But the more I think about it… even if Mandela were to “signoff” (as he said he did in “Long Walk to Freedom”) on the Pretoria Car Bomb which killed almost 20 people… I think… even if we let Mandela “signoff” on say one car bomb like that in this country EACH WEEK… we’d end up with:-
o 1,000 civilians dead in a year.
o 9,360 civilians injured in a year.

Look, that’s better than 20,000 or 30,000(43)+ who die annually from crime.

Think about it… the ANC did less damage to this country when they were just into terrorism. Things are now so much worse now that they are the “official Govt” and they wear suits, and they get on TV to give speeches. Look at the damage they’re doing now. It is so much worse than when they were terrorists.

Let’s start a whole political movement, including writing letters to the White House. Let’s *BEG* the ANC on our hands and knees to RETURN TO TERRORISM. Really… I think life will be so much better for us all.

We can pledge that Nelson Mandela can have a “Free Car Bomb” each week… Heck, we can give him as many cars as he needs to choose from, from the Lotto. Heck we can siphon some money off from the lotto so we can buy Mandela a car each week which he can explode somewhere! We’ll buy all the material they will need and we can give it to them.

Mandela can then randomly select who to blow up. We really won’t mind. It doesn’t matter… because hey, Crime… is not different to terrorism… civilians are being randomly shot in the head or having their throats slit… so it will be just another day … you take your chances…

But, the bottom line is… this country will be so much SAFER!

Then we won’t have to listen to Charles Nquakula, Selebi or Mebki lying about crime. We will know that we’ll be a lot safer. Oh dammit, let’s give them some more lee way… add in a couple of dozen limpet mines, a few car bombs a month, some necklacings… Heck, if the numbers are too low, maybe we can just be nice to the ANC and say, “Dammit guys, you’re running a little low on that killing quota this month… shucks guys … as a favour to you … let some of your lads just run amuck on a train ramdomly stabbing some people and chucking a couple more out of the windows.”

I’ll feel so safe… if the ANC returns to terrorism, that dammit, I will just be so damned PROUDLY SOUTH AFRICAN! Jan]